Monday, April 25, 2011

Hey, they spelled your name wrong.

What's your definition of sexy?

Not the dictionary denotative definition of sexy, sexy in your eyes.

To me, it's not the length of your dress that makes you sexy, it's not how micro mini your skirt is, how super short your hot pants are (unless if you have nice legs! Woh!), how transparent your blouse is, how low-neck-say-hello-to-cleavage your shirt is, but cleavage can be sexy, heck cleavage is sexy. No, it's not just what you wear.

Unless if you really have a killer bod, six pack, broad shoulders, tall, toned thighs and calves, toned arms, (just toned and shapely, not overly muscular euw euw!), and if you are a lady, you have curvy voluptuous busty body, firm boobs, baby-soft fair skin (gebu), then sexy is definitely your middle name. No matter what you wear, you will look sexy.

I have a thing for hot moms. Hot moms are the sexiest. Even in baju kurung, hot moms are waaaay far sexier than those girls in micro mini skirt. Hot moms are effortlessly sexy. When I was at the university, there was this one lecturer who's so hot even just in a pair of simple baju kurung, I got distracted by her hotness it's hard for me to focus on the lesson. Haha. But don't get me wrong. It's like admiration more than anything else, sexy is sexy, it doesn't matter what your sexual orientation is, because I am positively straight. I just find hot moms sexy, that's all.

But ladies, you don't have to show off too much skin to be sexy. Physical sexiness is overrated. There's a fine line between sexy and slutty/trashy, you don't want to be categorized as the latter. I dig natural sexiness. Some people are just born with it. They look just hot without even trying too hard to be sexy.

Sexy is in the eye of the beholder. Each person defines sexy differently. We all have our own fetish. I find men with long, big fingers (slightly bigger than mine) and ladies with long and slender fingers, sexy. My God I have finger fetish! T.M.I! (-_-")

Being confident can make a person looks sexy, confident but not cocky, not being so full of oneself. That's just plain annoying. Being comfortable in your own skin is sexy. It's the way you carry yourself that makes you sexy. Your personality can definitely determine your sexy-o-meter. Plus, a killer body, of course!


I don't know what is sexy to you but to me these are sexy:

Men.

1. Men who read. Men who are knowledgeable, intelligent, genius, who know how to fix things and when they are asked where did they learn that from, they will simply say, KEMAHIRAN HIDUP kat skola dlu and I'd be like wow, that's like 100 years ago and they still know how to do it! So sexy!

2. Rationality, the way they think, hard work, the determination to get the things they want, men with strong drive and desire, who are in control, and their achievements. The Alpha male type.

3. Men who know what they want, who are confident, ego but not arrogant or cocky. Humility is the sexiest attribute indeed.

4. Pheromones. The smell of the person who you are in love with.

5. A bit mysterious, but playful. Not a sweet-talker or Casanova, that's not sexy but seksa okay!

6. Nice manly fingers (long and slightly bigger than mine), sexy lips yang ada garis belah dekat tengah lips, sleepy eyes, strong jaw, strong arms, strong legs. Yes, a strong man. Men who play sports.

7. NOT THIN OR SKINNY. Just average. But TALL and BROAD. Oh they make me feel safe macam orang jahat datang apadehal boleh menyorok blakang lelaki macam mereka ini.

8. Men who have dimples and nice smile.

9. Men who chew with their mouth closed.

10. Curly, messy hair.

11. Mummy's boy.

12. Men who respect their parents, the eldest, and women, and who love kids.

13. Men who are not afraid to express their deepest emotions to the special woman in their lives (spouse/wife)



Women.

1. HOT MOMs!!!

2. HOT MOMs!!

3. HOT MO.. erk, I already mentioned that twice. Hmm. But hot moms are the sexiest!!

4. Women who can cook and bake.

5. Women who are knowledgeable, intelligent, witty, seductive but not cheap (playful), who have confident and have their own stand on things, who walk the line between being flirtatious and being hard to get, smart but sexy.

5. Toned thighs, long beautiful toned legs, in hot pants.

6. Women who apply their lipstick by using their middle and ring fingers, running their fingers delicately over their lips. Sexy okay!

7. Putih dan gebu.

8. Not too skinny, curvy sket, firm boobs but not too busty. Average body, with the "right" personality and attitude.

9. DIMPLES!

10. Women in red silky blouse/dress/undies.

11. Women in their man's shirt. In JUST that.

12. Bed hair, muka bangun tido.

13. After shower.

14. Flat, toned stomach.

15. Full, pouty lips.

16. Women who are supportive, who always support and understand their man.

17. Walking around the house/room in undies, when home alone/ with the husband when the kids are not home.

18. Breakfast in bed on weekend.

19. Scarlett Johanson, Natalie Portman, Angelina Jolie's lips, Penelope Cruz's face.


In football, guess which team has the hottest, sexiest players? Fine, Brazil has Kaka, Portugal has Ronaldo, England has Beckham (I don't think he is hot though). But guess what?


Italy has Cannavaro badan petak muka jambu, "Rino" Gatusso yang messy dan ganas main patah2 kaki tapi still macho, Abang Pirlo mata kuyu rambut masuk mata yang lari lambat dan malas but he is the architect yang genius bab passing long ball, dark, tall and handsome Iaquinta. And of course, Luca Toni, I just realized he is handsome, before this tak yakin dengan kehenseman dia. Fine they have "aged", they are "experienced" and "matured", but why do you think D&G chose them to model their underwear?! Ppfffftt. Because they are Italians and they are born handsome, dark and sexy. Haha.

6 sentiments:

ringo said...

nicole kidman is the sexiest woman alive grrr

BEEdadari said...

Ringo: Wow, yes she is. And so Scarlette Johanson and Natalie Portman (:

Rizwan Zainal said...

12 out of 13 tuh sifat2 aku..kalo yer pun xzibit nk ngorat aku..x pyh la tulis kt blog hikhikhikhik

advanc said...

whose.. really sexy eh?~
oh.. i know!..
Keeley Hazell. :D

Hot Moms, big boobY~ hahaha. :P
Roar.. cougar.

advanc said...

i know lots of sexy, hot women..

probably on NUTS mags. :D
Sophie Howard Rosie Jones, Quite more than that.

encikzamru said...

finally, a good stuff.wonder when will i write something like this.hha